Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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