How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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