i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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