Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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