Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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