Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
