i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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