how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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