: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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