Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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