pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
where are you?
Hypothermia
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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