Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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