I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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