hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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