So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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