Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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