dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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