quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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