i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I wear drunk well.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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