It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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