Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Randomize
