I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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