just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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