She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize