She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Randomize
