Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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