allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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