I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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