Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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