i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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