so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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