wrigley field is MILF paradise
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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