So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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