You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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