Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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Is this the acid talking?
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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