Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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