VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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