Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That's when you crack a 10am beer
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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