when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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