Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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