I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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