out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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