Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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