lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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