so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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