ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You took a bar mat shot.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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