i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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