come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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