i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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