Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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