Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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