found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Terrible idea I love it
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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