rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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