We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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