Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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