Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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