What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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