Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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