Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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