my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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